Gettin’ While the Gettin’s Good

Well, it’s January and there’s nothing we can do about it.  So, as an Iowan, this is the time of year where we typically turn to dreaming, planning, scheming, selling stuff – whatever it takes – to come up with a trip that will get them out of town…fast. 

Oftentimes, the plans come to nothing.  It’s the simple act of getting on a travel website, putting in a couple destinations, comparing prices, thinking about what it would take to go on the trip, closing the browser and getting back to work.  But, for that moment, you were on vacation and it wasn’t cold anymore. 

So, in that vein, I offer a few travel quick hits for your reading pleasure:

How about Arizona’s top-5 scenic drives?  If that doesn’ t do it for you, how about a Puerto Rican guest house? The top beaches of Sicily look like a pretty safe bet.  Or, you can read this article and find 11 tips to save you money on travel this year.  Not too shabby.  Here’s a great review of some travel apps.  Oh wait…here’s a goodie outlining some of the must-know tips for Amazon riverboat tours.  But, perhaps, the most likely travel you’ll be making is to ice climb on an Iowa silo.  Seriously..check it out.

That is all.  Now get back to work.  Less than 2 1/2 months until spring.

Just Eliminate Just Eliminate Lies

Oh, happy day!  I read this morning that there’s a proposal to eliminate the government-funded propaganda group, Just Eliminate Lies.  You know, that group that blames tobacco companies for everything from WWI to high gas prices to pot holes on the interstate.

Excuse me, I misspoke.  They’re not “government-funded.”  They’re funded by the “tobacco settlement.”  You remember, the government-approved shakedown of the tobacco companies a few years back…

Anyway, this is a good thing.  We can easily do with lestt government propaganda.  De-fund this group and let them try to survive on their own…

Friday’s Rant: Those People Who Rant About Christmas Music

Hey people – it’s Christmas.  Get use to it.

So, you know what I’m getting tired of hearing about?  I’m getting tired of hearing about all these people complain about having to hear Christmas music everywhere they go.  It’s not like somebody saying, “I don’t like country music” or “I don’t like rap.”  That’s a genuine personal preference.  But think about it…what kind of person says they “don’t like Christmas music”?  I tell you – Ebenezer Scrooge and the Taliban.  That’s who.

Seriously.  It’s Christmas…Out of the entire 12-month calendar – 52 weeks - maybe, MAYBE there are a couple of weeks when Christmas music is played intensively.  Maybe – MAYBE – there is a couple of weeks more on top of that where you’re hearing it once in a while. 

So get over it.  It’s Christmas.  I don’t want to hear any more people whining about how exhausting it is to be subjected to horrors of Christmas music.  So the next time you hear Christmas music and think what torture you’re enduring, bite your tongue.  There’s nothing wrong with the people who are playing it…it’s probably something wrong with you. 

So pour another glass of egg nog, turn on some Christmas music and shut up.  And have a Merry Christmas.

Blizzard of Ought Nine

One year ago today. 

Be thankful.  Be very thankful.  To date, we’ve had ZERO measurable snow.  Here’s a little video from one year ago today…gulp!

Collin and His Friends

In this modern age of IPods and Ataris and VCRs and Lincoln Logs, isn’t it nice that a kids can still have a good time playing with regular old wood blocks?  Nothing fancy, no plastic, no batteries, nothing clever that I’ll have to upgrade to in a few months.  Just. Wood. Blocks. 

At our house, Collin refers to it as “playing castle.”  I think it comes from when we first started playing with the blocks, we’d always build a “castle,” which he would (and still does) almost immediately destroy. 

But as this video demostrates, he’s started to merge his two great passions: his love of architecture and railroading.  What’s fun to watch is how he plays…he likes to get down at eye-level with everything so he’s right where the action is. 

Pic of the Day: Frosty Okoboji Sunset

Took a little trip to Okoboji over the long Thanksgiving weekend.  There had been a big of an ice storm the day before we arrived and everything was still covered with a layer of ice – including the grass and trees.  I like the reflection of the sun off the frozen grass. 

In case you’ve ever been to Okoboji in the summer and wonder what it’s like in the winter…It’s basically abandoned – but still a great and unique place to visit in Iowa.

More True Grit

Here’s another True Grit trailer…

Totalitarians Among Us: A Tuesday Rant

…Those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. -C.S. Lewis

When we think of a totalitarian, what typically comes to mind?  Kim Jung Il?  Saddam Hussein? A giant parade of missiles, troops and tanks goose-stepping past an adoring, self-centered “supreme leader”…or, ahem, ”Dear Leader?” 

Probably.

But in the world of 2010, there really aren’t many totalitarians like that anymore. 

I read an article the other day that got me thinking.  It’s about how Los Angeles county, California just passed a law banning plastic grocery bags and forcing stores to charge $0.10 per bag for paper sacks. 

When the law was passed, people in the audience stood up and cheered.  Other local geniuses declared, “Plastic bags are a pollutant. They pollute the urban landscape. They are what we call in our county urban tumbleweed,” said Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky. 

Others were more dire, “You cannot recycle your way out of the plastic bag problem,” Gold said. “The cost of convenience can no longer be at the expense of the environment.”

But you see, these crusaders for the environment only passed this law for unincorporated parts of the county, excluding those people and businesses in cities.  Obviously, the next step is that they now need to pass a statewide ban on plastic bags, tightening their grip on everyone and the bags they can use.  As we all know, once crap like this is passed in California, it makes its way to other areas of the country as well.  It’s simply a matter of time before anyone using a plastic grocery bag is declared, albeit not officially, some sort of eco-terrorist and enemy of the state.  Seriously.  That is what this type of legislation is doing.

Why – how – can this sort of thing happen?  Simply because the face of totalitarianism has changed – especially in western countries.  Gone are the days when we can easily identify a totalitarian by their khaki pseudo-military uniform, weird sunglasses and beret. 

I’ll make the argument that the kind of person that would advocate – devote their lives to - banning plastic grocery bags is not that different from any other totalitarian throughout the world and history. 

These are people who have committed their life’s purpose to subordinating the individual and all aspects of an individual’s life to the absolute control of the state.  This is the very definition of totalitarianism and the fact that so many people are so comfortable legislating, criminalizing and punishing plastic grocery bags is the perfect evidence that they see no individual choice or freedom as being too far out of their reach (unless, of course, that choice is to abort an unborn baby).

At this moment in time, the only real difference between these people and the militarized totalitarians of days gone by are the lack military uniforms and the unbridled use of violence to enforce their will.  And let’s be honest, the kind of person who feels so morally justified as to dictate what kind of GROCERY BAG you HAVE to use would feel quite comfortable using whatever means necessary to enforce their dictates - if only given the free rein.  The lack of free rein is the only real hurdle left.

Does this sound crazy?  If so, it’s only because our stereotypical view of what and who a “totalitarian” is remains stuck in 1965.  Totalitarianism is no longer the playground of military dictatorships, barbed-wire internment camps, giant missiles and May Day parades.  The face of totalitarianism is now do-gooding “moral-busybodies,” legislating their control for the good of the controlled at the expense of individual freedom and choice. 

Think about it.

IBC Review: Honey Creek Resort State Park

A lot of times, Iowa gets a bum rap:  no mountains, no oceans, no beaches, no Disney World, no canyons, no gigantic lakes and no exotic wildlife.  In fact, whenever the national news media come to our state, they seem to gravitate to the biggest Iowa clichés they can find: pigs, corn and rural, small-town coffee shops full of old-timers in Big Smith overalls. 

It’s always kind of bugged me.  Not because it’s not true (it is) or that I’m somehow embarrassed of it (I look forward to the day when I’m an overall wearin’ old-timer in a small town coffee shop), but because there is more to Iowa then the worn out old stereotypes. 

Recently, we took a field trip to south-central Iowa – to Honey Creek Resort State Park, right on Lake Rathbun.

I had heard of this place before.  I knew it was there.  But I had never really looked into what it was or what was available there.  I expected a nice little hotel on the lake.  Honestly, I actually expected something like a fancy Super 8. 

Boy was I wrong.  Honey Creek is an amazing place.  The hotel and conference center is beautiful – hundreds of rooms, a very nice indoor water park, daily activities to keep everyone busy and a great restaurant.  Outside, there are paved walking paths all around the property, a beautiful 18-hole golf course, 28 “luxury” cottages for rent, an RV campground and boat slips for parking your boat. 

Without question, Honey Creek is the crown jewel of the Iowa park system.   The most remarkable part is how little this place seems to be marketed.  I rarely hear this place mentioned. 

It actually starts when you pull into the parking lot.  After driving down a long, paved road past the cottages, RV park and golf course, you come around a corner and see the hotel.  A beautiful building that instantly impresses.  Walking into the lobby you are instantly greeted by a gigantic, two-sided fireplace that gives a very welcoming feeling. 

The rooms are well done, clean and have everything you need.  The indoor water park is perfect for kids of all ages.  There is a larger water slide, pool and a kid pool ideal for toddlers and smaller kids – about 1′ deep that has slides and water toys. 

Honey Creek has set up a very nice restaurant and bar area as well.  It’s a nice place without being stuffy.  It has great food, without high prices. 

We visited Honey Creek over Halloween weekend and there was a Bluegrass festival that weekend as well as plenty of activities for kids - trick-or-treating, hayrack rides, and a costume contest, just to name a few.

Overall, Honey Creek exceeded my expectations in nearly every way.  The one critique I would make, and this is a relatively small one, is the water pressure.  Yes, the water pressure.  The hotel, trying to be as “green” as they can be, have installed low-flow shower heads that can hardly be called “flow” at all.  To be more accurate, they’re low-trickle. 

When we think about a great state or national park system, we think about a system that offers a little something for everyone.  Honey Creek is a perfect place for anyone to visit and stay.  It’s a great place to relax, take it the views, the food, the activities regardless of how “outdoorsy” you may be. 

Honey Creek is a gem that is probably one of the best resorts in the state – a true destination Iowa can be proud of.  Well done!

Honey Creek Resort State Park – the stats

  • Rating:   (out of five)
  • Pricing:  $109 – 169 per night for rooms, $199 – $289 for cottages
  • Address:  12633 Resort Drive, Moravia, IA 52571
  • Map:  Click here.
  • Phone:  1-877-677-3344
  • On the web:  www.honeycreekresort.com
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Visit India on $200 Million A Day!

A special message from the Indian Division of Tourism, Special Events and Governments in Exile:

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Are you interested in taking that special someone on a trip they will never forget?  Perhaps you’ve had a rough couple years and you just need to get away…really, really, far away.  Well, come experience the exotic land of spicy Currie!  That’s right, INDIA!

Whether you travel by land, air or sea, you’ll be sure to find something that your entire family will enjoy! 

Now you may ask, “Okay, this sound great.  But where will I park the 34 warships I’m bringing with me?”  Not to worry!  We’ve made the arrangements “Do you have room for the aircraft carrier I’m bringing? ” You bet!  We specialize in parking your aircraft carrier off our coast!

The convenience doesn’t end when your fleet of ships hits the shore.  We understand what a hassle it can be renting a car in a foreign country.  Here in India you don’t have to worry about it.  BRING YOUR OWN!  In fact, don’t even decide which one you want to tool around our country in – bring 40 of your favorite hot rods!   

Once you arrive in our beautiful city of Mumbai, you’ll have access to all the luxury you crave.  Bring up to 3,000 of your closest friends, rent out 800 rooms at the Taj Hotel, kick back, and relax. 

As you can see, India is where it’s at.  To answer a few of our most frequently asked questions, here’s some additional information that should leave you with no doubt – Mumbai is the perfect place for your three-day visit

Question: India sound great!  But what are the flight options for getting there?  I have forty plane-loads of my stuff coming along with me.  Will that be a problem? 

Answer: Not at all!  We understand it’s important to bring multiple helicopters with you wherever you go.  We’ll shut down our airport  and air space and you can use it for all your aircraft – for your entire stay!

Question:  This really sounds amazing.  But my wife and I have been talking and we’re just not sure we can afford it.  If we book our trip, is it possible to scrape by and still have a good time for around, oh, let’s say… $200 million per day

Answer:  We understand that for many people, traveling on a budget is important.  As you can see from everything we offer, we’ve designed our travel packages for the savvy, budget-minded traveler.  That’s why our travel packages are designed around the world travelers who need to work within a $200 million per day budget. 

Question:  Safety is important to me.  When I’m touring your country, I’m concerned that coconuts will fall out of the trees and possibly injure me.  Can anything be done about this danger? 

Answer:  No problem! Those things hurt when they hit people!  That’s why we’ve gone to great lengths to remove the coconuts from the trees you may walk under during your visit. 

Budgets are tight and times are tough.  People are out of work and entire nations are going broke…But that’s not a reason to not come to India – especially when you can visit for $200 million per day!

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